On
July 23, President Obama made his 18th incursion into the Silicon
Valley, once again seeking (and finding) supporters with deep pockets. One fundraiser
took place in the Los Altos home of real estate tycoon George Marcus, whose
fortune is estimated at more than $400 million. The medium home value in
George’s Los Altos neighborhood is $2,234,800.
A
couple would have had to donate $32,400 in order to have both lunch and a photo
opportunity with the President. This would have been a blind faith, repast
payment, for donors were unaware beforehand what culinary offering they would
be sinking their teeth in to.
For
any future such photo-op with Obama, any participating donor might want to ensure
that they present a beautiful smile when the camera clicked. If not, they may be
reluctant to show the resultant and expensive photograph to their envious and
poorer friends.
If
Obama’s Northern California fund-raising leaders were truly astute, before his
next trip there, they should add another $2,000 per abnormal tooth to the
required donation. This could possibly help guarantee a picture-perfect smile
for each contributor.
Any
potential, generous donor who may have lost a tooth or two, or has crooked or
irregularly spaced teeth, should work with Obama’s people prior to any in-home
fundraiser. They could investigate the possibility of a dental implant to
repair any facial flaws. Donors should not fret if they missed the recent mid-July
soiree, since Obama is sure to come back many more times this election cycle.
When
it comes to implants, there are many dental professionals available in the
Silicon Valley to repair anyone’s imperfect smile. A myriad of such
advertisements appear each week in The
San Jose Mercury News, the Valley’s most influential newspaper. Yesterday’s
edition contained five of them.
During
July, advertisements ranged in size from a small, three-column by five-inches,
to one that covered a full-page in full-color. The latter was placed by an
implant center with three offices near to Obama’s Northern California fund-raising
communities. It also has twenty-eight more nationwide, and does not list a
price for an implant.
One
implant center ran four, full-color, thirty-three inch advertisements in the
last week, offering implants for $1,990. That price is a 50 percent reduction, and
they boast of a 98 percent success rate.
Obama’s team would welcome such numbers with his current approval rating
hovering in the low forties, yet it far surpasses the 16 percent approval
rating of Congress.
Another
advertisement headlined “Lose Your Teeth…Lose Your Taste of Life,” and asked
potential donors if they were “Tired of avoiding social occasions?” If so, for
$2,995, that implant center can renew any client’s taste for life,” and have
the recipient feel secure enough to have their photograph taken with Obama.
A
small, full-color advertisement placed by an “Experienced Group of
Implantologists,” offered a dental implant for only $1,490. In minuscule type,
it was noted that a needed abutment crown was extra, and it could cost up to
$600.
The
only group located in Obama’s Los Altos fund-raising neighborhood was one who
ran a thirty-three inch advertisement in black and white. Their headline would
capture the attention of any reluctant donor who planned to attend an upcoming
fundraiser, when they modestly declared themselves to be, “Your Dental Implant and Smile Makeover
Specialists.”
Donors
still have time to get prepared to say “cheese, or “cheesy” if their next expensive
campaign meal is not up to their taste. They should be pleased that the
President is willing to come back and share a pleasant smile with them, instead
of trying to sink his teeth into more meatier subjects like immigration reform,
the Israeli-Gaza War, and trying to stop Putin’s actions which are eating away
at our country’s reputation as a world leader.