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A MAJOR VICTORY FOR DONALD

The President may not be able to do anything about influencing the elimination or modification of Obamacare, nor revising any aspect of the tax situation to benefit his true base of wealthy individuals and giant corporations, or even be able to dissuade his fellow headstrong counterpart in North Korea.

Double Dribble

However, today he did achieve a major victory, regarding the three UCLA basketball players who were detained in China after they were caught shop-lifting sunglasses while on a goodwill tour in that foreign land.

At a made-for-television news conference, the players read from their own scripts, like Donald does. In both cases, others may have authored the scripts. The players (unlike Trump) apologized for their actions, which caused the American media to find another juicy, non-story to push.

Live and Learn, Perhaps

They each mentioned that this experience would help them in life, by learning from it. The President immediately tweeted that his intervention while in China, probably save these three teenagers from ten years ensconced in prison. Their main unsaid lesson would be, “If you are going to steal, especially in a less-tolerant foreign land, don’t get caught.” Their coach Steve Alford looked on.

The President wanted to make sure that he received maximum credit for his outstanding work on their behalf, the sole, positive result on his prolonged trip to Asia. Donald tweeted that he wants the UCLA players to thank him for intervening, and they did so in their staged media showing, with no questions asked.

Credit for Donald Since

No Bomb Was Dropped

Trump must be given credit for not starting a war with North Korea, and with his limited worldly knowledge, for not starting a war with South Korea.

The three UCLA freshman players were LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley and Jalen Hill, and all have been suspended indefinitely. Their coach Steve Alford said, “They will have to earn their way back.” What he means is if UCLA is not winning when the Pac-10 Conference Season begins, UCLA will find room for the three as long as they aren’t “caught” doing any other unacceptable deeds.

The Young at Heart

The 6’5” Ball will turn nineteen on November 24^th, the 6’7” Riley will be twenty on December 12^th, and the 6’10”Hill will be eighteen on December 17^th.

Perhaps the youngsters have learned their lesson, and will be sure that they don’t get caught the next time. UCLA basketball needs to hire chaperones for their kiddies, to go along with their other nine “coaches,” including twenty-five-year-old Kory Alford, their Video Coordinator. His last name seems familiar.

THIS & THAT #32

THAT'S THE WAY
THE BALL BOUNCES

BASKETBALL Narishkeyt

While the NBA champions, the Golden State Warriors, are an exuberant group, under the astute leadership of coach Steve Kerr, they mainly act like menschen.

 

This is unlike the Detroit Pistons of 1989 and 1990, also a championship team. However, they were known as “The Bad Boys” for their roughhouse play and very physically ferocious fouling, specially by 6’11” Bill Lambeer.

The Warriors newly acquired 6’7” forward Nick Young enjoyed entertaining himself, and had an undeniable swagger that he loved to display. In the opening game of the 2017-18 season against the Houston Rockets, Young made six of seven shots beyond the three-point circle, while amassing a total of twenty-three points.

After each three-pointer made, he reacted with a “Swaggy 3” celebration, holding out three fingers on each hand as he swaggered down the floor. The fans shouted back “Swaggy P,” in encouragement.

Perhaps Young needs to show a bit more swag since that October 17^th game, for his twenty-three point scoring average after one game, has drastically shrunken to 5.6 points after twelve games.

ON BOTH SIDES OF THE BAY

MONEY IS THE ROOT

When the Warriors won the 2016-17 NBA Championship, many fanatics (fans) had been patiently rooting for them for years. As an Oakland-based team, they had experienced the mismanagement of sports teams by Oakland’s various government entities. Those entities have helped to give incentives for their teams to seek better venues elsewhere.

The Oakland Raiders professional football team is moving to Las Vegas. The Oakland Athletics professional baseball team is looking to build a new stadium somewhere, and leave the failing Oakland Coliseum, built in 1966. Unfortunately the San Francisco Giants won’t release their territorial rights to the potentially lucrative Silicon Valley market, which was bestowed upon them by the powers that be.

 

The Golden State Warriors are following the dot.com billionaires, and within a few years will be leaving Oakland’s Oracle Arena, to seek their fortunes playing in San Francisco at the now being built Chase Center. They have been playing to loyal, sell-out crowds of 19,596 at Oracle for years, and will be moving within two seasons to the Chase, with 18,064 seats. Perhaps the ultra-wealthy co-owners Joe Lacob and Peter Gruber would rather wine and dine celebrities in San Francisco, than in Oakland, believing it’s a more impressive city. They purchased the Warriors in 2010 for a mere $450 million, and the team is currently valued at $2.6 billion.

After winning the basketball championship this year, a gigantic parade was held in Oakland, with an estimated one million in attendance. It was a feel-good, public relations event, but apparently the inept Oakland government entities and the Warriors were equally guilty in not agreeing to the “who pays for this?” After messy, ineffectual negotiations made through the media, the Warriors sent a check for $787,000 for this year’s title parade and rally.

 

I wager that the Golden State Warriors will once again become the San Francisco Warriors, which they were from 1962 to 1971. They played most of their home games at the start at the Cow Palace in Daly City, which sat 15,000 for basketball, and 11,089 for ice hockey.

The Cow Palace opened in 1941, and was originally called the California State Livestock Pavilion, and hosted the Grand National Livestock Expo, Horse Show and Rodeo. A local newspaper asked, “Why are we spending money on a palace for cows? Thus, “The Cow Palace.”

THE BEST NOVEMBER 

BAY AREA HEADLINE

What could be more important that a story with the headline, “Rapper Keak da Sneak drops new album,” Hope he didn’t break it.

As we all well know, Keak is really Oakland native Charles Williams, who was recently wounded multiple times and found in front of a shuttered 76 Gas Station.

When he was shot, a local paper noted the happening but guess he wasn’t that well known, for they misspelled his name as Keek.

He takes creative credit for coining the word ‘hyphy” in his 2006 hit single “Super Hyphy.” The somewhat reliable Wikipedia gives Keak the Sneak credit, and calls it Oakland slang for “hyperactive,” describing both the music and “the urban culture associated with that area.”