THIS & THAT #17
AKA — THE GREEN GROPER
THE PAST HAS PASSED
In the 2014-15 National
Basketball Association Championship, the Golden State Warriors beat the
Cleveland Cavaliers four games to two, and won their first title since 1975.
FOR THE RECORDS
The following season, 2015-16,
they seemed even more potent setting a record starting the season 24-0. They
had just begun setting records, and set a new record winning an astonishing seventy-three
regular season games.
FOR THE RECORD
The Warriors made it to the
2015-16 NBA title match once again, and were leading the Cavaliers three games
to one, winning game four on Cleveland’s home court. If they won game five,
they would repeat as champions, and people were talking about a Warriors’
dynasty. The Warriors were playing game five in the friendly confines of their
home court, where they had amassed a 39-2 record at home during the regular
season.
FOR THE WRECKER
Draymond Green 6’7”, 230-lb.
man-child of twenty-five semi-mature years, had developed a bad habit on the
basketball court. After too many plays, he would either kick his nearest
opponent in the groin, or make a grab for that anatomical area.
Coach Steve Kerr and Warrior
teammates dismissed it as being Green’s aggressive, winning style of playing.
Unfortunately, the NBA and its referees did not agree.
NOT CHAMPIONSHIP FORM
As long the Warriors stayed
focused and let nothing distract them, they were already planning another
victory parade around Oakland’s Lake Merritt. However, Green’s crotch-kicking
peccadillo was about to be recognized.
Green was
suspended after receiving a flagrant foul 1 for his actions in Game 4. Green
and Cleveland’s LeBron James got tangled and when Green fell to the court, he
swung his arm and appeared to make contact with James' groin area.
That was
Green’s fourth flagrant foul point of the playoffs, which carries an automatic
suspension. He was docked a game paycheck, which cost him about $140,000.
Earlier in the postseason, Green was assessed a flagrant 2 and fined $25,000
for kicking the Oklahoma City Thunder center between the legs.
THE MISSING CENTER
Not only did Green’s
suspension throw the Warriors off track, but with their number one center
Andrew Bogut injured and out of the lineup, his two replacements combined for
only one point and one rebound in his absence.
NO SPLASHING
As if the Green hex had
spread to the entire starting lineup, the potent splash brothers, Steph Curry
and Klay Thompson, hardly made a ripple with their shooting in game seven.
Curry had averaged 30.1 points and Thompson 22.1 points during the regular
season, but in the Warriors’ final game, Curry managed to score only seventeen
points on six for nineteen shooting (.316), and Klay sunk just six of seventeen
shots (.353), for fourteen points.
RESSURECTION, TOO LATE
The Warriors had been out of
sync since Green’s fifth game suspension, although in game seven, he contributed
mightily, albeit two games too late, amassing thirty-two points, fifteen
rebounds and nine assists.
HE GO WITH EGO
Green’s salary for the
2016-17 season is $15,330,435, and in September 2015, he generously gave $3.1
million to his alma mater’s athletic department. As a Michigan State alum,
Green was in his old college town, when in the early hours of July 10, he
admitted to slapping a 185-lb. Spartan football cornerback. After the
altercation, Green allegedly uttered, “Do you know who I am? I pay for ni**gas
like you scholarships.” Afterwards, Green issued a statement saying, “As a
public figure, I just can’t put myself in certain situations. It’s something
I’ll learn from and just move on.” Hopefully “on” and not “up.”
NO PREFERENCE FOR ATHLETES?
Green agreed to a plea deal,
where charges against him were reduced to a noise violation, which allowed him
to avoid jail time. However, he was burdened with a $500 fine and a $60
restitution fee, which if you look at his salary, that is equivalent to a few
minutes of his playing time salary. His attorney said that this is “akin to a
parking ticket.”
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON?
At 3:55 am PST on December
22, 2016, Draymond Jamal Green Jr. was born, and it is rumored that he entered
the world kicking and screaming. Time will tell whether he will carry on his
father’s tradition, and for how long.
THE APPRENTICE
Apparently, the famed Duke
University basketball team has at least one player who is trying to emulate
Green’s activity. On December 21, Grayson Allen was suspended from the team,
one day after deliberately tripping an opponent for the third time in a year.
Allen was quoted as saying, 'There’s no excuse for it.” If he wants to make it
in the pros, he will have to sets his sights higher.
REPEAT PERFORMANCE
In their first meeting since
the Cleveland Cavaliers beat the Golden State Warriors on June 19, 2016 in
Oakland to win the NBA Championship, the two teams met in Cleveland on
Christmas Day.
Two-and-one-half minutes into
the game, Green had thrown the ball away and fouled two Cleveland players while
they were shooting. After his second foul, Green lost it, was given a technical
foul, and was screaming as he headed toward the Warrior bench. He was grabbed
by teammates trying to calm him and avoid a second technical, and an automatic
ejection.
Kyrie Irving of the Cavs
scored a point as he made the technical free throw.
That one point was the
difference in the Warriors loss to the Cavs, 108-109.
When will he ever learn, when
will he learn? .....apologies to Pete
Seeger.